For the last few months, I have made self-diagnoses on my inability to digest gluten and milk allergy. Earlier this week, I went to Trader Joes and looked at the gluten free list, I realized that most gluten free products contained dairy, leaving me with fruits and vegetables. Mama neva raised no rabbit so I was not going to be the salad girl. Since I was running out of things to eat and I thoroughly missed chocolate, ice cream and cake, I decided to initiate medical tests with actual professionals.
My doctor stated "I know you want to be careful about what you eat but I need to run some tests on you, so don't avoid the things you suspect are the problem." The largest smile appeared on my face when I realized he was giving me a license to pig out and conduct an ice cream fast".
Now he is my second favorite doctor, my favorite doctor is a podiatrist I met with only once about four years and I cant even remember his name. He said something very simple but profound "wear heels!" I have an arch and he does not want me to become flat footed so he recommends wearing heels to support my arch. Yes!
My doctor stated "I know you want to be careful about what you eat but I need to run some tests on you, so don't avoid the things you suspect are the problem." The largest smile appeared on my face when I realized he was giving me a license to pig out and conduct an ice cream fast".
Now he is my second favorite doctor, my favorite doctor is a podiatrist I met with only once about four years and I cant even remember his name. He said something very simple but profound "wear heels!" I have an arch and he does not want me to become flat footed so he recommends wearing heels to support my arch. Yes!
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